Happy St. Patrick’s Day people! In celebration I am going to
write a wee guide for you all about Ireland – places to visit, drinks to drink
and what makes someone... Irish. In more recent years I have known a few people
to be quite jealous of the Irish... Or at least that is how I see it. I
overheard someone today saying, “what’s the big deal with St. Patrick’s Day
anyway?” Clearly, they’ve never been to Ireland OR been to the St. Paddy’s Day
Parade in Birmingham. So, here are a few things you must experience in order to
really appreciate Ireland and just why we are so proud to celebrate it (even if
you’re a Plastic Paddy).
My whole family are from Northern Ireland so I’m
going to start this off by boasting about all the great sights that made my
childhood and made me proud to say I’m Irish.
1. Belfast. Every time I hear someone say “I want to
go to Ireland”, their first port of call is Dublin. Dublin is great don’t get
me wrong, but it’s a bit of a faff if you just want to go for the weekend. You
have to change your pounds to Euros and it is known to be quite expensive. Make
your first destination Belfast – it’s still a part of the UK and only a 45
minute plane journey away. It has a fantastic nightlife and there are plenty of
tourist attractions to visit, including the Titanic Museum and Belfast Zoo.
2. The Giants Causeway. A very historic mark in Ireland with a great story behind it. Here's how it goes:
“The Causeway story tells us that Finn lived happily on the
Antrim coast with his wife Oonagh until he discovered he had a rival in
Scotland known as Benandonner. Finn
was frequently taunted by Benandonner from afar and on one occasion Finn
scooped up a clod of earth and hurled it across the sea at him but missed.
The huge clod of earth landed in the middle of the Irish Sea making the
Isle of Man and the depression formed from scooping up the earth filled up with
water to become Lough Neagh.
Finn
finally challenged Benandonner to a proper fight and decided to build a
causeway of enormous stepping stones across the sea to Scotland, so that he
could walk across without getting his feet wet. But as he approached and
caught sight of the great bulk of Benandonner, Finn became afraid and fled back
home, with Benandonner hot on his trail. In his haste as he ran, Finn lost
one of his great boots and today it can be seen sitting on the foreshore in
Port Noffer where it fell to the ground.
The
story takes a humorous twist when Finn asks his wife Oonagh to help him
hide. Clever Oonagh disguised Finn as a baby and pushed him into a huge
cradle, so when Benandonner saw the size of the sleeping ‘child’, he assumed
the father must be GIGANTIC. Benandonner fled home in terror, ripping up
the Causeway as he went in case he was followed.
The
story concludes that this is the reason that the Giant’s Causeway exists in
north Antrim, with similar columns at Fingal’s Cave on the Scottish island of
Staffa.” - http://www.causewaycoastandglens.com/Folklore-and-Legend.T1153.aspx
If you haven’t seen the Giant’s
Causeway before, where have you been?
3.
Portrush. My family and I went on
a holiday here when I was about 14 and it was brilliant. We stayed right on the
beach and anyone would have thought we were abroad with the weather we had. There’s
also the classic Barry’s Amusements which is sure to keep you occupied if you
ever have a rainy day there.
4.
Dublin – yes I’ve finally got on
to Dublin! I went there when I was 14 with my friend and her family and I
re-visited there 2 years ago for the weekend. Everyone warned me about how
expensive it would be but going there wasn’t too bad. If you can bear taking a
dutty Ryanair flight and booking a cheap ass hotel then you’re flyin’! Taxi
prices were extortionate but when we arrived we noticed a “Dublin Pass” you
could purchase at the airport. This entitled you to a lot of things, including free
entry to places like The Guinness and Jameson’s Factory with a complimentary drink
at the end, free entry to the wax work museum and many, many more http://www.dublinpass.com/. As I only
went for the weekend I couldn’t fit much else in. But if you have to go
ANYWHERE in Dublin, then The Temple Bar is one of them.
5.
I know I’ve just said the above
but you have to visit The Guinness Storehouse and the Jameson’s Distillery –
both give you a great history of each and how they are made. Followed by a wee
tipple after and even tips on how to drink them (sounds silly I know, but it
really is great)! My favourite drink in the world is a Jameson’s and Ginger Ale
with ice and a slice of lime – if you haven’t tried it, do!
Here’s a few things that make you
realise just how Irish you are:
The last two are definitely me
and my Mammy. Another couple of things include putting “so” at the end of a
sentence or “aye, so it is/was.” Oh and Penny's! Just as good as Primark! Which by the way, we pronounce "Pree-mark." Just to add to that argument before you go off on one... how do you pronounce, prick? I rest my case.
Anyways I’ll leave you with this
little gem:
My Dad used to work in a Dance Hall where Van Morrison & Thin Lizzy would perform most Friday's. He also grew up with Liam Neeson... More great people to come out of Northern Ireland ;).
My Dad used to work in a Dance Hall where Van Morrison & Thin Lizzy would perform most Friday's. He also grew up with Liam Neeson... More great people to come out of Northern Ireland ;).
Bye, bye, bye, bu-bye, bye,
bu-bye, bye.........
P.S. If you diss me for being Irish ever..........
T.x
T.x
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